Wednesday, May 11, 2011

History of the most ridiculous interview ( the Internet today to see)

Boss: extremely welcome you to our company certainly is not a big difference !
staff : If you work too tired , I will resign
things to the boss : Do not worry , I will not let such things happen !
Staff : weekend I can rest?
Boss : Of course! This is the bottom line!
staff : usually will work until midnight every day, it?
Boss : No , who told you?
staff : a meal subsidies?
boss : You're telling me you definitely are higher than their peers !
Staff : There are no job risk of sudden death ?
Boss: No! How do you have such thoughts ?
Staff : The company will regularly organized tour?
boss : This is expressly provided us !
Staff : I need time now?
boss : No, It depends
staff : wages? On time hair?
boss : always so!
staff : it is all new employees to do?
boss : how could you top of many senior colleagues !
staff : If there are vacancies in leadership positions , I can participate in the competition you ah ?
boss : No doubt, this is our survival mechanism!
staff : you got to be kidding me?

into the company to see the real scene ( read from back to front )

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